Chapter 1037 My Cock's Pleasure(Incest/Taboo):>Ep42

• My name's Linda, and this is the story about how I captured the sweetest man in the world, while fending off a complete twerp, and the most repulsive little tick God ever saw fit to curse the world with. Andy tells me a story begins at the beginning, and I've never worked out if that's deeply profound, or just trite and meaningless, but, I'll follow his advice and start from the beginning.
• My parents, The Right Honourable Nigel Grosvenor-Edgeworth and Chloe Cavendish-Haldane, were the products of two of Britain's oldest and wealthiest families; theirs was a dynastic marriage in every sense of the word; the problem was, they didn't see themselves as the next generation of captains of industry; rather, they saw themselves as the beneficiaries of their ancestors' industry, business acumen, and huge wealth; they were a playboy and an 'It Girl' respectively, happy to live off the bottomless trust funds settled on them by their doting parents and grandparents. Their more responsible brothers took up the reins of the various industrial combines both sides of the families owned, and my parents lazed and played.
• My father pretended to be an antiques dealer, although to be perfectly honest, he was only a dilettante at best, with a taste for antique furniture and objets d'art that he somehow never got around to selling; dancing with minor Royals at Annabel's, shooting at Sandrinham, partying in Mustique, and being photographed in Cannes, Nice, and Saint Tropez with his hands all over big-breasted American starlets in teeny-tiny bikinis seemed to be his main preoccupations.